So guys, another week has come and gone. For some it may have flown by like Steve Maginnis' hair, for others, they may have been laboriously waiting in anticipation for this weeks randomness.

So in keeping the topic of this weeks competition, the naming of the crazily captivating CE café (plagiarism is sinful),-make sure to make your ideas for the café name known and put your ideas in the box on the welcome desk-anyway we have decided to occupy you with 10 things to do in a restaurant, or a café such as. (Oh and adding to that thought, why not stop by café this week and check the place out, the dimmed lighting (hmmm) and casual sitting area (oohhh) is a great place to meet lots of new people and talk to friends and of course there's lots of lovely homemade buns and cakes (yumm), and lots of tea and wait for it...star bucks coffee!! (oh la la) I know, I know its mind-blowingly crazy!)

Enjoy our lovely list, and we'll see you next time for 'oh mother, I forgot my socks!'

So one of the best ways to have an entertaining out at a restaurant is to do the following:

1. Ask for a burger that looks more like the pictures.
2. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
3. When at a drive-thru, order your meal in sign language, and pay for it all in pennies (make sure to drop them all first)
4. Ask the waiter "Would you like fries with that?" when they hand you your meal.
5. Stare at a spot in the ceiling and see how many other people you can get to do it.
6. Repeat everything the waiter says
7. Take some vinegar and throw it at people shouting, "Evil be gone!"
8. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
9. If you're patient, stare intently at the waiter for ages while rocking from side to side.
10. Drop a pen and wait until someone (even better if it's the waiter) goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!

And finally two words: Marco Polo!

Have Fun! Being chucked out of the restaurant is a risk: yee be warned!